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Michael Griscom

“Simple & Sinister” kettlebell program spreadsheet

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tl;dr

I made a Google Sheets tracker for the Simple & Sinister kettlebell program. Click here for the latest version of the template, then make a copy by clicking “Use Template”:

Screenshot of the template preview with an arrow pointing to the Use Template button

Version information is in the changelog below.

Background

Simple and Sinister is a kettlebell workout program developed by Pavel Tsatsouline. It’s very simple: essentially 100 kettlebell swings and 10 Turkish getups per workout, slowly progressing up in weight.

The book is useful but not very clearly written, so I created a spreadsheet to help automate the progression.

Features

Workout tracking

  • Lets you track past workouts and see your future trajectory
  • Supports configuration parameters like gender and increment amount
  • The cells automatically color-code to match the standard competition bell colors

Screenshot of the future workouts tab, with weights for each set color-coded by kettlebell size

Progress chart

  • Shows actual and projected weights over time
  • Estimates your completion date

Line chart: actual and projected Simple & Sinister swing and Turkish getup weights over time, climbing from about 10kg toward the 32kg goal

Issues/limitations

  • The future workout tab works best if you follow the program strictly; e.g., if you log one-off recovery workouts that don’t follow the progression then it may take a few days for the formulae to be accurate again
  • It doesn’t track session times for the Simple and Sinister challenges

Changelog

v1.1.0

  • Added progress chart
  • Fixed a bug causing a slow start to the progression
  • Added a cap at 32kg

v1.0.2

  • Performance improvements (eliminated circular cell references)

v1.0.1

  • Added data protection for cells
  • Clarified instructions

v1.0.0

  • Initial release